Hurricane Mathieu Strikes Again

I'm in the shower and after convincing Mathieu that he doesn't want to keep opening the shower curtain and sticking his head in the shower, I hear him playing with the toilet paper. I try to get him to stop, and then think, well, one roll of toilet paper is $.50. That's money well spent if it means I can finish my shower in peace. When I get out of the shower, this is what I see. Instead of just unrolling the toilet paper, he's shredded it and spread it all around the upstairs. He doesn't even look the least bit remorseful, does he?